I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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