They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
dude. I can hear the air.
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