i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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