He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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