Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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