Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he puts the penis in happiness.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just high enough for therapy.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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