: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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