I need to stop coming to work sober
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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