i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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