dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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