I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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