Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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