yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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