the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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