Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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