I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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