No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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