My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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