I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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