I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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