I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Randomize
