on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
ttyl tear gas
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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