therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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