this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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