I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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