I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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