Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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