let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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