Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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