he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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