physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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