i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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