: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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