i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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