My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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