I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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