took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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