what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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