i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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