My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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