Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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