She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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