girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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