In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Someone shit on the floor
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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