Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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