awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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