Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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