Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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