I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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