That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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